You gotta grab at 'em, and this morning's is the return of the splendid Nancy Banks-Smith,whose comments on current events in EASTENDERS made me laugh out loud before I was even awake. The bloke who plays odious Barry was born to be Mr. Toad, and I've read that he's Leaving the Square in the autumn (thank God-) to star in 'panto'. Wonder if that's actually what he's going to play? Ms Banks-Smith, I've noticed before, shares my interest in body hair. The late Roy was indeed a spectacular specimen. Baldy men often are, which is odd.