Latest grimness: I've got some kind of THING in my nose that won't go away. It started with that mega-cold I had in Paris. Maybe it's a polyp or something. Ugh. (...Some kind of 'nose cancer'?...Amputation, remains of my wretched life spent in an Elephant Man hood, etc. etc...) Wibble.
REV finished on a glimmer of hope, but, oh nooo, Bongo! I really can't handle stuff like that.