If anyone wants to see some haiku about William Shatner, you may seek it here. http://www.shatnerology.com/shatnerhaiku.html I found some of them really amusing, but of course, I do have this infantile sense of humour. My favourite so far:
The torn tan shirt thrusts
In gyrating green women
Sweaty toupee falls
...On the news, I just saw the Queen in trousers. Cool!