listlessGross dream about being some sort of factotum to Nureyev, and sharing his swanky hotel suite. A banana in a cloth napkin arrived from his agent, who demanded that he peel it and wank onto it, then wrap it in the napkin for a charity auction! He was understandbly irate, and somehow seemed to think it was all my fault, but i didn't know anything about it, and was nauseated myself...
