As usual, my refrain is 'It shoulda been me'. Will my lifesized nun forever fester behind the wardrobe? I do like the sound of the moaning mummy, though!
BTW, that bloke who was rolling from Elephant & Castle to Bethnal Green actually made it, the other day! Poor sod was sick about 100 times on the way, but he got there, wearing marigolds... He claimed the uh-event was an act of solidarity with the ill-treated cleaners of the world. He's been one himself. (So have I !) Well done,that man.