From a glance at the extremely boring film I conclude:
A Udo Kier was absurdly pretty. It must be kinda weird to look like that. B To me, a natural pubic triangle, perhaps trimmed a bit, if needs be, looks a lot better than the peculiar landing-strips so prevalent today.
I just heard 'Lou' on NEIGHBOURS in the next room, bark 'You can stick yer mung beans where the sun don't shine!'