It doesn't look good.
The local handyman is in the bedroom having trouble putting up the cube display shelves. The wall they were intended for seems to be solid metal. (Does 'Oy Vey' dance...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88tJX6Ru3ew
The cat puked a hairball onto one of the 'good' cushions and all.
Why me?
'You won't be able to use this cupboard no more...'