Anyone looking for MBT trainers or the strappy ladies' shoe... T-MAXX at Clapham Junction has a few pairs in various sizes for £50, reduced from £160.
When I got home, the concierge handed me a flower gift box that had been delivered, and leered indulgently, obviously thinking 'There's hope for everyone'. I did allow myself a wee absurd fantasy of the hott secret admirer, but they turned out to be from Willowbrook beds thanking me for bankrupting myself with their product.
It is LUDICROUSLY hot. This is grotesque. Fap.