I am now the owner of a ludicrously expensive adjustable bed with a built- in TV/DVD that doesn't yet work because I was too ignorant to know that i need a 'co-ax cable' (?) in the bedroom. An aerial man is coming tomorrow to check that out. Christ knows what it will cost. Really insane, this.
The bed is just so cool, though. especially after sleeping on a 20-year old lump-laden mattress on an ancient rickety wooden bed, with the slats working their way through it. Now all I need is a nice cuddly movie star to help break it in!