Also surfed through SEX TIPS FOR GIRLS territory. Ewwwww...Why are those prosthetic vaginas so scary-looking, whereas dildos/willy-like vibrators are not? Is this just my personal neurosis, or something? They really give me the heebie-jeebies, anyhow.
Had a very long, involved dream about Tom Baker running a huge stationery supplies emporium, secretly in the bowels of a provincial theatre. It was very exciting. (Lovely thick hardcover notebooks, all kinds of PENS. Mmmmm...) Mr Baker was in his 40's, and very efficient, too. Chortle...