First: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new question.
Second: Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that.
Lots of crushes or just one?
I've always had about ten crushes going at a time, even at my advanced age. They're always film stars etc. I'm unlikely to ever meet, or guys way out of my league, who don't know I exist, and would be sickened if they knew of my lustful attitude towards them
What kind of books do you read?
Biographies of writers and showbiz folk, horror, 'literary'novels, creativity self-help books, and comix.
What's the weirdest thing you've seen today?
My grotesque teeth in the dentist's unsparing mirror.
What is the best lesson you've ever learned?
Everyone else is more concerned about their own shortcomings than focusing on yours.
What's the last video you played on youtube?
'Mike Fink, King of the River'!
What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
No particular one, at present. I watch/read so much rubbish. I've followed EASTENDERS faithfully right from the start, although I stopped taking it even semi-seriously over 20 years ago. I s'pose that's pretty obsessive.
Do you prefer your junk food sweet, salty or savory?
All meatless junk food is 'good'
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
LJ, my email, facebook, Youtube.
What was the last thing you bought?
What is your greatest fear?
Death, blindness, paralysis...
Do you get cravings? If so, what do you crave?
Sweet and sour prawn balls.
What do you do to change your mood?
Sing, although I've no voice at all, now.
What was the last meal you ate?
Roll with tuna salad and melted cheese.
Do you want to learn another language?
I've always actually liked the sound of German.
Five things you can't live without.
Telly. art materials, PC, meds, opera
Find the closest book currently sitting near you and flip to page 36. What is the first sentence of the second paragraph?
I picked up VICTOR HUGO'S CONVERSATIONS WITH THE SPI
The North Sea surge of 1953 took 300 lives from the east coast between Lincolnshire and kent, flooding twenty four thousand homes and making forty thousand people homeless as high tides and fierce storms combined on one of the North Sea's grumpiest ever nights.
-Charlie Connelly: ATTENTION ALL SHIPPING
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Uh... Help meeee! or something like that.
What are you looking forward to?
Going to Barcelona.