I discovered in Superdrug that it is now possible to buy stick-on toenails!
I'm still wading through that biography of Gary Cooper, who despite his stunning youthful beauty, and well-documented breathtaking penile endowment and intercourse skills, was actually a rather dull guy, who loved hunting (shriek) and did his own taxidermy(barf!) He was also right-wing and hung out with Hemingway.