lazyTiger Woods is still boring, however many bimbos he's bonked, or how often he and/or members of his family get carted away in ambulances. I'm a shamefully avid consumer of celebrity sleaze, but I just can't understand all the frenzy in this case.
My dream last night involved being repeatedly chased and attacked by a huge purple space hopper that gave off little clouds of black charcoal dust as it bounced. It was quite frightening.
