I just saw about two minutes of this reality show about several young royal men looking for lurve in England, for some reason.
They're living together in what looks like Brighton, and the very unprepossessing Indian prince, who seems to be mostly gay, was shrieking gleefully. as his date licked yoghurt off his chest.
The other two princes could hear all, and were so grossed out by this unseemly carry-on, that they decided to confront Prince India.
Prince from Somewhere Else said that if he had a son who behaved like that, he'd have him executed, or de-royaled; (didn't seem to matter much which...) Prince Africa declared that 'this ice cream- sucking life' was just not on, for a prince. That line was so wonderfully untoppable that I switched off.