I always enjoy scanning the headlines of the trashy mags in the supermarket. PICK ME UP had a nice one, today:
"My Hubby DECAPITATED Himself in the Street...To Spite Me!"
The 'hubby' bit really makes it, I think.
Wed, 12:39: SIGN: Stop Lobsters From Being Boiled and Dismembered Alive in the UK https://t.co/ubIUUa6MEZ
Tue, 23:46: More 'Heat Alert' , Doin' Nuffink... https://t.co/rniNovCTXc
sweltering, of course. I was up and about by six AM, but it was too hot to go to the park already, and my sneezing was unstoppable. Bah. Talking…