Why is tinned creamed corn no longer available? I liked it.
Where are my feckin' glasses?
Why can't I wake up early any more?
Why have I go to have my legs bound up pointlessly for two more weeks?
Why haven't I won the Lotto jackpot yet?
On the bright side: Peter Hain, ha ha ha! Put him in the stocks, then 'encourage' his rehabilitation with a few months trying to survive on benefits, until hassled into a dishwashing job by Jobcentre Plus.