EASTENDERS is getting very perplexing. Did someone besides Sonia wallop the late Pauline on the bonce? Is there some sort of (Nooooooo!) romance brewing between poor Sonia and Phil Mitchell (currently in the throes of his latest personality change-)? This rather kinky sexfest between Tracey and Bradley's clothespeg-headed dad; What tragedy will ensue?
And we have a CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER eviction tonight. Thank heaven for life's simple pleasures.