Chubby Dad-type sneaks into changing room, where oblivious Thierry Henry is in the shower...He grabs his discarded jersey,sniffs it ecstatically and crams himself into it. Then, he kisses the footballer's mucky boots, puts everything on, and runs out on the pitch in demented glee. Ewwwwwwww! I think that's well pervy.
I can't rememmber what it's advertising; not deodorant, though.