It's Oh So Quiet...

Lovely, like everyone who could afford to has just left town, no cars on Wandsworth Rd! Damn gorgeous... I am, of course, in thrall to the freak show of BIG BROTHER. I'm delighted to see that Alison seems to be holding her own. In my paranoia, I expected she'd be evicted <i>immediately</i> for being fat. She's one of the more likeable of a vile batch. Alex the boy model, has proved such an anal-obsessive control freak that I think he may go next, despite his conventional good looks. Almost renews one's faith in humanity. <snerk...>
I was very impressed by THE FILTH AND THE FURY,and can't imagine why I didn't recognise the true coolness of the Sex Pistols when they were actually around. I was barely aware of them, and thought they were just kid stuff...or maybe I simply wasn't bitter and cynical <i>enough</i> at that point, to really relate.(I still thought I might have a 'future' in spite of everything. Har!)
I checked out the Sanrio site, but couldn't find this Hello Kitty vibrator. Is it a myth? Must say I was taken by the DX Red PopUp Toaster, though. Amazing the shit you can find yourself kinda <i>wanting</i> ...Actually, I'm more attracted to the surly Penguin-thing with the Bart Simpson coiffure, Badtz-Maru. I feel a certain empathy there...There's a nice Badtz shoulder-bag; on sale, too...,<b>NO!</i>