|You're a Magical Girl!|
You're sugar-hyped, caffeine-hyped, and permanently genki-er than a whole busload of Disney characters on crack. You eat too much, you're a total klutz, and somehow this makes you an ideal candidate for saving the world. If you're really unlucky, you get to get naked in an embarrassing transformation sequence in every single episode, with only a few sparkles and pastel blobs to cover your dignity.
Which generic anime character are you?
That sounds really alarming, even to me...Naked? Nooooo! Sparkles and pastel blobs? transforming into what? And what's genki? Sounds nasty...
Yes, my sister did try to volunteer herself to wade through bloated corpses succouring the traumatised. She has a current nursing license, but evidently they're only accepting specifically trained disaster-expert peeps. That's a bit of a relief, actually.