Gaped mindlessly at CELEBRITY HOUSE SEARCH or something, last night, featuring Tara P-T with £1.5 mllion to spend looking for a property on the Cote d'Azur. Grunt. They didn't tell you which place she chose, no doubt to protect her from pirates, etc., but if I hit the Lotto, that bubble house is mine, bitch!
The silly bint has such a perfect body, too. It's wrong.