February 5th, 2019


Fang And Claw...

The squirrel R Next Door calls 'Kleine Mann' ('cos you can see his boy bits-) was nearly killed by a Beagle this morning. Being a bit dumb, even for a squirrel, he was just sitting under a tree staring, while the dog crept up...I called to the stupid owner to restrain it, but it charged. I stumbled off the rowing machine, doing a proper cinematic 'Nooooo!' and waving my arms, which must have been an entertaining sight, but  it
caught the dog's attention enough to distract him a bit, while the dopey squirrel finally  ran up the tree. I was having nineteen nervous breakdowns, and  the moron woman just smiled . Cow.