.Wouldn't a hairless Russell Brand look just like Tutankhamen?
Charlotte and other Stratford-way types. Are you OK? What's occurrin'?
At first, I thought it was just some weird cloud formation, but I just heard on the radio that there seems to be a huge mystery blaze. I hope nobody's hurt. It must be colossal ,to be visible in SW.
Beginning to look more hopeful for getting to the MCR thanks to generous pickup offers. Yeah!
(Commences a shuffling happydance and collapses in flurry of unravelling mummywraps. Flump.)