March 7th, 2007

moi

Oh Dear...

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (90%), artistic (62%), intellectual (60%), greedy (59%).

Stereotypes
Punk Rock67%
Old Geezer67%
Geek50%
 
Life Experience
Sex48%
Substances32%
Travel26%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 54% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 19%, hotter than 23% of other test takers.

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I am really pretty lame, all right!
moi

Feeble...

Just the sort of thing you'd think I'd be immune to, by now...I was trying to force myself to go to the gym, even for a half hour or something, just to get back, and was trundling by a greasy spoon with the shopping trolley. I looked in curiously, in case there might actually be a tortured artist inside, writing, or something.No, there were three chavs of my age group poking each other, pointing and laughing at *meeeee*...Now, I take it for granted that young folk will mock and abuse as I shuffle past, but this really seemed horrendous to me.It never stops hurting, this kind of thing.
I know, I know. I'll never feckin' qualify for the Chubsters at this rate...
I gave up, and just went on a busride/stroll. I went into Holy Trinity, Sloane Square, as I don't think I've been inside before, and claimed my three wishes.
...When I was a kid, every time you went into a new church, you were said to qualify for them. Of course, it applied to Cat'lick churches only, but in adulthood, I practise it in all 'holy' buildings; synagogues, whatver. You never know when you might actually get lucky...


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