February 21st, 2006

moi

Snuffle, Hack...

Frank the Goat has gone all green and shamrocky. It's not even March yet, fer fuxake.
I only woke up gagging once last night, but still feel crook enough. This bug is really the pits.
I'm very, very tempted not to trek to Camberwell to have my tits smooshed flat in a squashing machine, but as a semi-pro hypochondriac, I'm very grateful that the NHS still provides these services.
I doubt if I'll make it to the gym, though. We'll see if I have any masochism to spare after the titmashing...
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moi

Oh Shite, I'm A Really Bad Person...

The Bully
You are 26% Bootlicker, 47% Toe-Stepper, and 38% Obnoxious Anti-Snob!
You delight in making the little people feel small. Whenever someone's down and out, you can be counted on to make them downer and outer. You don't care about your betters. So what if others have surpassed you? There are still upturned faces to step on. Some of the most accomplished of your ilk are capable of driving others to suicide. "Nice disabled placard. You, like, blind or something?"




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...But everyone knew that, anyway...