April 21st, 2003

moi

So Bored...

That I'm watching WORLDS' STRONGEST WOMAN. On the one hand, these things are dumb and boring. On the other, I'm always envious. When i was young, I was hopeless at all games, and a clumsy object of mockery. Stuff that appealed to me, and that I might actually have been good at, field things like shot-put, just weren't available to girls, then. I was extremely strong in those days, and scorned hiding it, like you were 'supposed to'...
Now, these bitches get to lift cars and shit, and I'm so ancient and feeble, I can barely lift my arse off the chair. Oh cruuwell, ironic fate, etc...Bah, doesn't seem to be much on TV, and I haven't got any videos.
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