You are Kermit!
Personally, I think I'm more of a fat, female Beaker...I'd LIKE to be the Count.
How on earth did that gun-rampage bloke in Paris ever manage to get loose and throw himself off the police station where he was being interrogated? something strange going on -there...Saw that JOAN OF ARC: THE MESSENGER foolishly thinking Well, a bit of mystical medieval mayhem, how bad can it be? -Terrible!!! Do NOT waste your money...Mind you John Malkovitch's performance was so VERY bizarre, it was almost worth studying, for the few moments of about 500 that it consisted of...[Like when he's standing around not actually talking, but supposedly in character, and he rolls his eyes and does that lizard-tongue thing. Odd, very- ]