sick-guess I'm really outa touch-)was even more amusingly retarded than Gwyneth Paltrow in her weepfest acceptance speech; very funny.
Anyway, I was given this absurd chocolate Easter egg for a favour I supposedly did, and idiotically gorged most of it throughout the day. I could well collapse into some sort of sudden-onset diabetes fit and just croak ignominiously. I feel SICK. Wotta half-wit...Can't fucking believe I did that. I-Urp...
