You are Dracula. The original. The guy who started it all. Go you.
Find your inner vampire.
Thanks for the URL, Sister Midnight. This isn't the test I took originally, though. That was much more detailed and literary. Damn, I should've bookmarked it. Anyway, I am NOT Nosferatu,Ha!.
Lots of coverage of that 'plastination' corpse exhibit in the papers to-day. It's fascinating at a distance, but even if I could spare £10, I don't know if I'd go. That one at the Hayward last year was heebie-jeebieish enough. The wind is howling again, and I'm still thinking about wendigoes. Brrrr, time for coffee. I actually feel like turning the heat on, but I consider that sissyish. It's not really cold...
Oh, a rude, timewasting survey: Hold the java...
. Had sex in three or more positions in one session? Yes
2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? Yup
3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity? Ah, yes...
4. Been so loud having sex that people complained? Yes, it was mortifyin'.
5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Yes :)
6. Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? Yes
7. Had sex while both fully dressed? Yeah...fun
8. Had sex while both standing up? Yes.In the super-high wedgie days
9. Performed oral sex on a man? Of course.
10. Performed oral sex on a woman? Ewwww,never could get into it.
11. Received oral sex from a man? Of course
12. Received oral sex from a woman? Nope-
13. Used position number 69? Yes
14. Intentionally swallowed semen? Yes
15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? Yes; youthful follies-
16. Had sex during menstruation? Oh yes
17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes? No, doesn't appeal much.
18. Used ice for sexual purposes? Yep
19. Completely shaved off your pubic hair? Yes, now & then
20. Purchased a sex toy? Yes
21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? Yes,both-
22. Licked someone's anus? Nooooo-
23. Performed anal intercourse on someone? No
24. Received anal intercourse? Yes, don't care much for it, but not bad if the bloke is smallish.
25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? Yes
26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring? No
27. Been involved in use of a strap-on? No; wouldn't mind trying, for a larf-
28. Participated in fist-fucking? No way, Jose-
29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD? Yes
30. Given a sympathy fuck? Sure
31. Forced or coerced someone into having sex with you? No,well, maybe coerced a BIT-
32. Had sex with a virgin? Not to my knowledge!
33. Paid for sex with a prostitute? No, but I would if I were rich (male prostitute),definitely-
34. Been involved in adultery? Not really-
35. Had sex with your boss or teacher? No, wish I had-
36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them? Yes
37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? Yes
38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual? No, but people often expect me to be experienced that way-
39. Had more than 10 sex partners? Yes
40. Been in a threesome? Yes
41. Engaged in group sex? No, but doesn't a threesome count? Orgies fascinate me, but I've never had the opportunity.
42. Had sex in a public place? Yes, long ago-
43. Had sex in a car? Yep
44. Become a member of the mile high club? No
45. Had sex in the water? No,would like to try it.
46. Been walked in on while having sex? Came close-
47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching? Ditto!
48. Engaged in bondage? No, don't really fancy it.
49. Engaged in "golden showers"? Once, under duress. Never again;Ick!
50. Have body piercings to enhance sexual pleasure? No
So, now you all know...:D