Much more frightening was WIFE SWAP last night. I'm really geting more and more villainously inclined to some form of eugenics, I'm afraid. There was this couple just like The Bacons out of VIZ, and they had EIGHT screaming, snotty hellspawn. They swapped with a middleclass couple with two demure moppets, who always ate organic, with nerdy, speccy Dad ('no bollocks') doing all the cooking, etc. It lasted three days. Bloodcurdling.