A self-help book claims clenching your bum 100 times a day will cure
depression! The book, 'Goodbye Depression' by Hiroyuki Nishigaki, suggests the action will lift low spirits.
It also says pulling in the tummy button 100 times helps.
I'm trying it as I type this in!!!
The book has drawn mixed reviews.
One man from Cleveland, US, said: "This book itself is the best cure
for depression I've ever found - if the subject matter itself doesn't
make you laugh, I don't know what will."
But the author says: "I think constricting the anus 100 times and
denting the navel 100 times in succession every day is effective. You
can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway."
He adds: "I have known a 70-year-old man who has practised it for 20
years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years
"His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigour, happiness and joy. He has
neither complained nor borne a grudge under any circumstance."
...Just been to Clapham Junction,where it is hot. I forgot to take the wrong-dosage asthma inhaler discs that the chemist tried to assassinate me with, to return. Arse! I'm looking around for a new fan. Saw one in a cheap-junk shop for £20... Can't afford, but soon must have. I'd better start focusing on my 'win the lottery' sigil, and wanking industriously, for Saturday .(-£15 million; yeh!) That reminds me...I've just now discovered that May was Mastubation Month... http://www.carolqueen.com/pages/royal.html
Cripes, I miss everything!