Cheered by the first BB eviction; titybumpity bimbo Anouska actually got booted. Well done! I thought sure it was going to be Jon 'the Vulcan', who is shaping up to be a good and proper weirdo. I'm so delighted he's been spared.
Renate is all in a fret about the Wandsworth Attacker who has violently mugged several women in the past few weeks, and is reckoned to be really dangerous. Her ringing the bell startled me just I was drawing a bg rude willy, and I spilt Tippex all down my good black caftan. Feck...I probaby won't sleep tonight, yet I don't feel fit to do anything else, and yet again, there's nothing good on TV.
Ohhh, I need an air conditioner, and lino instead of allergybuggy old stinky carpet, and a washerdryer, and...